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Top 5 Top Five Literary Dad Jokes

This week, Principal Ms. Brown wanted to share her top five, original, literary dad jokes. As she is a former English teacher at Inspire, she is sure knowledgeable about literature. Enjoy!

5) Why did Henry David leave his cabin at Walden Pond? He was Thoreau-ly sick of eating beans.
4) What is Jane Eyre’s favorite dinosaur? A Brontësaurus.
3) Why didn’t Jay Gatsby succeed in his plan to marry Daisy? She never gave him the green light.
2) Hey, Juliet, what advice would you give to someone new to the dating scene? Never kiss someone who just drank poison.
1) What beer did Stanley drink in A Streetcar Named Desire? STELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Artois.
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